Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Feliz Navidad, Maligayang Pasko, Merry Xmas or however you say it… you get the point!

The problem is that these generic Happy Holiday Christmas greetings just aren’t doing the job. These generic Christmas wishes messages and greetings are just drowning themselves in the sea of other Christmas greetings messages and no one is really going to remember you for doing so….

So instead… why not use one of the following, very unique Christmas cards for your loved ones, office mates, friends and family!

Merry Christmas quotes and wishes that will surely have you standing out this happy holiday season!

Anyway, these are the funniest Christmas cards / ecards I’ve found! Sharing with you for some joyous holiday season laughs!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Sorry that your child's Christmas was ruined because the mall Santa was Asian.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is free access to the Web's finest bukkake sites.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Good luck explaining to your kids why it's okay for Santa to be morbidly obese.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I'm sorry my dog fucked your baby Jesus lawn ornament.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I'd be totally into your invitation to go Christmas caroling if it wasn't for my aversion to singing in public, spreading cheer, and freezing my tits off.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: For Christmas this year I will be making a donation in your name into my bank account.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Just wanted to help spread hope, peace, joy, and other marketing buzzwords.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I really don't feel like carrying all this shit.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I look forward to you being the drunken equivalent of WikiLeaks at our office holiday party.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: May your holiday season be filled with the joyful abandon of an 18-year-old pop singer on salvia.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I like to drink enough on Christmas morning that I get to enjoy the revelation of my presents again once I regain consciousness.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I need a gift for my boss that strikes a balance between thank you for guiding me through my career and fuck you for still not paying me enough.

Happy Holidays Christmas Quotes, Wishes, Messages, Greetings and Cards