I woke up, a bit dazed and confused. I think I must have been dehydrated or something, but I was totally out of it. I reach for something to drink, only to be disappointed by an empty water bottle. So instead I head downstairs to grab something refreshing. To my surprise, this is what I saw…

I’m blue-da-bun-di-da-da-a-da-bun-di-da-di... as the song quickly played in my head. Though more urgently, I had to figure out what was going on. I must have been hit hard while I was controlling my avatar and hanging out with the Na’Vi people, or perhaps I got teleported back to the 80′s and ended up with the Smurfs.

“Where the Smurf am I!” I thought to myself.

Still dehydrated and frazzled from my awakening, I tried to look around for clues. Only problem was that my eyes kept focusing on one thing, a cute girl right in the middle of this smurfing twilight zone! I’m not sure if it was her long brown hair, her glistening eyes or her sultry lips that caught my attention, but there was something very different about her. Or maybe it was just the Real Leaf Green Tea she was drinking that had me drooling.  Either way, I knew I had to approach her.

I start making my way through the midget Na’Vi people, or the giant Smurfs (depending on how you want to look at it) to talk with the girl. MMMMmmmm, that drink she had looked good. I wonder if she was drinking this green drink to protect her from some blue disease that those around her were carrying, or maybe it was a super drink that made her invisible to the man-eating blue monsters. So many questions! I finally get close enough to her and as I reach for the girl with the Real Leaf Green Tea…

*SMACK*!!!!

I get hit from behind my head by what I can only describe as a very heavy hand.

“What the hell you doing here! I told you I was busy with my photoshoot today!” said my sister. Apparently, I forgot that my sister needed the house for some photography session. Must’ve been my dehydrated mind and body that kept me from functioning well; perhaps I should do a better job at replenishing my body’s needs. Though it didn’t matter anymore, all I wanted to do now was  talk to the girl drinking the Real Leaf Green Tea. I turn around to talk to her but…

she was gone…

I look around and nothing. I search some more, and still, no smurfing sign of the girl with the Real Leaf Green Tea.

So I retreat to my room, beaten, but not broken. I open up my own bottle of Honey Lychee flavored green tea and drift away into a dream. Hoping to one day, again, find the girl with the Real Leaf Green Tea.

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