Proof that Men Who Don’t “Wear the Pants” are Still in Charge!
The Dockers brand, usually known for their line of Khakis, is unveiling a new campaign to empower the men in today’s world.
They are asking the REAL MEN to put the pants back on. It sounds pretty cool right….. WRONG!
I’m sure there are lots of men out there who are fiercely offended by this statement! I mean really…. does wearing the pants really represent masculinity?
I present to you proof that Pants ≠ Manliness
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Batman wears no pants… he wears tights
You can’t mess with the Bat! He’ll use his detective skills to find you, use his utility belt to pull some fancy tricks on you, then give you a Batarang straight to your face! Oh, and who else drives a cooler car than the Batmobile?!?! See, just tights, no pants, but totally an Man’s MAN!
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BraveHeart wears no pants… he wears a skirt kilt
Not only does Braveheart fight for freedom, but he’s definitely an advocate of freeballin! Ain’t no one messin’ with this plad wearing diva! They can take our pants, but they can never take our freedom to commando!
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Chuck Norris wears no pants… pants cannot withstand his roundhouse kick
The legend himself has yet to find a pair of pants that can contain his nuclear powered roundhouse kick. It is said that only one pair of pants has been able to survive a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick and live to tell the tale. That pair of pants is now displayed in the same museum as Superman’s strand of hair (as seen in Superman IV – The Quest for Peace) (oh and yeah, Superman wears no pants neither…. he’s in tights too!)
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Either way, it’s a cool campaign from Dockers. There was even a commercial that aired during the SuperBowl.
“Dockers I wear no Pants SuperBowl ad”
Below are some pics from the Dockers event at the Manila Yacht Club. Get yourself a pair of Dockers in case you’re not into the Batman Tights, Braveheart Kilts or Chuck Norris Shorts.
Dockers “Wear the Pants” Event at the Manila Yacht Club
Proof that Men Who Don’t “Wear the Pants” are Still in Charge!
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