Fat Hooters, and no, I’m not talking about the P-H PHAT, I’m talking one-to-many-Hooter-wings-and-cheesburgers-FAT, may ruin the whole Hooters “family restaurant” experience for all of us!

A couple of fat Hooter waitresses (did I explain what I meant by FAT?) are suing the 27-year-old “family restaurant” for allegedly discriminating against their weight. I have no clue what the full details are nor do I intend on writing any sort of journalistic article worthy of being called a “piece.” I just want to make fun of fat people before they destroy every man’s dream of going to to Hooters while having some Hooter Wings, chugging a cold pitcher of beer, and starring at some Hooters… menus.

Briefly glancing the articles online, I’ve come to find that these two former Hooter girls (we’ll just call them “Fat Sue”) are going to sue Hooters. Now, while it might be true that they were possibly offended by some events that had taken place, or maybe even emotionally bruised by what they claim has happened, it’s all probably just a case of fat bitches wanting fat payouts!

So I just wanted to request fat bitches everywhere (Fat Sues) who are planning to sue Hooters, the Los Angeles Cheerleading Squad, the Miss Universe Pageant, Playboy Magazine and my fantasies, to please just get off the couch, drop the chicken wings and just get a freakin’ life! One hopefully that involves regular visits to the gym, more often than your meetings with Dr Pepper or Mr. McDonalds.

Thank you.

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Below are some before and after pictures.

Before fat hooter girls sued them and after the fat hooter girls sued them (thus requiring “equality” and indiscrimination)…

CHEERLEADERS BEFORE HOOTERS “FAT SUE” ↓

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CHEERLEADERS AFTER HOOTERS “FAT SUE” ↓

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MISS UNIVERSE CONTESTANT (Venus Raj) BEFORE HOOTERS “FAT SUE” ↓

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MISS UNIVERSE CONTESTANTS AFTER HOOTERS “FAT SUE” ↓

PLAYBOY BUNNIES BEFORE HOOTERS “FAT SUE” ↓

PLAYBOY BUNNIES AFTER HOOTERS “FAT SUE” ↓

MY FANTASIES BEFORE HOOTERS “FAT SUE” ↓

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MY FANTASIES AFTER HOOTERS “FAT SUE” ↓

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HOOTER GIRLS BEFORE HOOTERS “FAT SUE” ↓

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, those pictures will be the aftermath of our world, should the “Fat Sues” win against the beloved Hooters Family Restaurant…

P.S. I apologize if I’ve offended any fat people with the writing of this crap. Now go look in the mirror, hope you’re feeling even more offended. Hit the gym fattie!  =)

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