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Facebook FAIL: The Best, Worst and Funniest FB FAILS

Facebook FAIL: The Best, Worst and Funniest FB FAILS

Posted 23 December 2011 | By | Categories: Featured, Funny, Funny Shnit | 18 Comments

Facebook can be one of many things, and when it’s at it’s FAILest Fail point that I smile. Here are some of my favorite Facebook FAIL moments I’ve collected throughout the web. Facebook FAIL: The Best, Worst and Funniest FB FAILS

The Andes Beer Teletransporter: the Most EPIC Invention to Help Men Go to Bars

The Andes Beer Teletransporter: the Most EPIC Invention to Help Men Go to Bars

Posted 31 August 2010 | By | Categories: Cool Videos, Featured, Funny Shnit | 2 Comments

The Situation:
Men love going to bars with friends.
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The Problem:
Girlfriends…

ShitMyDarthSays about Glenn Beck Rally Attendance

ShitMyDarthSays about Glenn Beck Rally Attendance

Posted 30 August 2010 | By | Categories: Featured, Funny Shnit | 2 Comments

LOL!

I really had to write about this! It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all year! I was literally LOL-ing for a good minute!

Mars Close to Earth or Two Moons on August 27 (Double Moon)

Mars Close to Earth or Two Moons on August 27 (Double Moon)

Posted 28 August 2010 | By | Categories: Featured, Funny Shnit | 1 Comment

You may have heard the reports about two moons on August 27. There was an elaborate story as to why such a phenomena of two moons in one night was possible only once in every hundred thousand or so years…

RED ALERT: Kitty Missile Launch

RED ALERT: Kitty Missile Launch

Posted 23 August 2010 | By | Categories: Featured, Funny Shnit | 2 Comments

You have been warned….

Cougar Life: Hot MILF Celebrities Join Adult Dating Site

Cougar Life: Hot MILF Celebrities Join Adult Dating Site

Posted 22 August 2010 | By | Categories: Featured, Funny Shnit | 9 Comments

I was reading the news about this new Mature / Older women dating site called Cougar Life. Apparently, there’s an influx of younger men who are more attracted to older women and older women attracted to younger men. This shouldn’t be a surprise as a woman’s sex drive increase increases as she ages, unlike men [...]

What’s the Uglier Shoe? Vibram FiveFingers or Crocs?

What’s the Uglier Shoe? Vibram FiveFingers or Crocs?

Posted 20 August 2010 | By | Categories: Funny Shnit | 10 Comments

There’s a big new trend / craze going on right now. I assume it’ll be a short lived one similar to those hideous Crocs that came and went faster than a horny rabbit on the v-pill. Wham. Bam. Thank you Crocs!
So my question is, which of the hideous looking pictures below is uglier to you? The Vibram Five Fingers Shoes or the Crocs?

HOTTEST Girls from the 2010 FIFA World Cup Stands

HOTTEST Girls from the 2010 FIFA World Cup Stands

Posted 11 July 2010 | By | Categories: Funny Shnit, Rants | 22 Comments

Now that the 2010 World Cup is almost over… I thought it’s only right to pay tribute to the most important part of the game… the HOT World Cup fans!!!
This is a tribute to the sexiest ladies who watched the World Cup!
Here are the HOTTEST Girls found on the World Cup 2010 stands! These sexy football ladies are sure to have you screaming GGGGOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

BP Oil Spill Reenacted by Kittens! Funniest Video… EVER!!!

BP Oil Spill Reenacted by Kittens! Funniest Video… EVER!!!

Posted 29 June 2010 | By | Categories: Cool Videos, Funny Shnit | 6 Comments

These are the most AWESOMEST videos ever! The BP Oil Spill as reenacted by kittens! See what happened in the offices of the top BP executives who are trying to solve this oil spill!

Bobbies and Kittens for your Case of the Mondays

Bobbies and Kittens for your Case of the Mondays

Posted 28 June 2010 | By | Categories: Cool Videos, Funny Shnit, Rants | 3 Comments

- It’s Monday and you have to leave your weekend escape and come back to the real world…. But don’t worry! Though it may look like someone has a case of the Mondays, I’ll quickly have you smiling again and hoping everyday was a Monday! Here’s a video that has the two things guaranteed to [...]

A Brief Guide to Boogers

A Brief Guide to Boogers

Posted 19 June 2010 | By | Categories: Funny Shnit, Geeky Wisdom, Lessons Learned | 4 Comments

Rhinotillexomania is the Obsession of habitually picking something… and other facts about your favorite boogers…

JUST WON AN iPHONE from Globe… but I left their event early so I forfeited it… FML

JUST WON AN iPHONE from Globe… but I left their event early so I forfeited it… FML

Posted 18 June 2010 | By | Categories: Events, Funny Shnit, Lessons Learned, Rants | 21 Comments

OK OK OK, sooooooo, apparently I won an iPhone at an event today!!! But…. I left the event early… to go to another event…. so I pretty much forfeited the iPhone…. NOOOOOO!!!!!!! I just came back from crying in the shower and though it may take some time to fully recover from this (if that’s even possible), [...]

Before and After Pics

Before and After Pics

Posted 10 June 2010 | By | Categories: Funny Shnit, Rants | 7 Comments

These are the cutest set of before and after pictures I have ever seen! This has inspired me to look for some before pics of myself so I can post them online and… wait…. actually…. ummm… let’s not do that….. Ignore that last thought bubble….

My Favorite Demotivational Posters

My Favorite Demotivational Posters

Posted 09 June 2010 | By | Categories: Funny Shnit, Lessons Learned, Rants | 6 Comments

OK OK, first of all, some of these posters are highly offensive… so if you’re one of those sensitive types… then I recommend you don’t continue reading…. BUT, if you do, and you get offended… then these posters did their job!

These are my favorite Demotivational Posters I’ve seen while I should have been working…

The HOT CRAZY SCALE

The HOT CRAZY SCALE

Posted 06 June 2010 | By | Categories: Cool People, Cool Videos, Funny Shnit, Geeky Wisdom, How To, Lessons Learned, Mellow 94.7 DJ Vince G, Rants | 3 Comments

Guys, please follow this important scale for the betterment of your love life!

From the pimpmeister himself, Barney Stinson from the show “How I Met Your Mother”

I present to you….

THE HOT CRAZY SCALE

Serena Williams No Bra = BIG FOOT! Google Trends Funnies

Serena Williams No Bra = BIG FOOT! Google Trends Funnies

Posted 02 June 2010 | By | Categories: Funny Shnit, Internet Marketing, Rants | 7 Comments

So I was reading my news and seeing what’s trending in the Googleverse. As always, I check the “Google Trends” of the hour to see what’s buzzing on the interweb. To my curiosity (or porn addiction as some might call it), I clicked on the trending topic of  ”serena williams no bra.” I went on my merry [...]

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