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The Cookie Thief

The Cookie Thief

Posted 23 October 2008 | By Vince | Categories: Featured, Inspiring | 1 Comment

A woman was waiting at an airport one night With several long hours before her flight She hunted for a book in the airport shop Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop She was engrossed in her book but happened to see That the man beside her as bold as could [...]

Cocky Sonofa…

Cocky Sonofa…

Posted 22 October 2008 | By Vince | Categories: Featured, Inspiring | No Comments

Overconfidence? Is there such a thing? Is it a good thing or a bad thing? “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds” – Albert Einstein. This quote has played a very big role in my own self esteem and can really be very positive, while being very egotistical and counter-productive at the [...]

Philosophy of Life

Philosophy of Life

Posted 20 October 2008 | By Vince | Categories: Featured, Inspiring | No Comments

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2″ in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that [...]

No Excuses

No Excuses

Posted 19 September 2008 | By Vince | Categories: Featured, Inspiring | No Comments

“Excuses are like assholes, we all have one, and they all stink!” “I’m too weak Too slow Too big I ate too much for breakfast Got a headache It’s rainin’ My dog is sick I can’t right now I’m not inspired Makes me smell bad I’m allergic to stuff I’m fat I’m thin It’s too [...]

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